* evil virus*

To dear Valentina with love!

Weekend came, I was delighted.
Even though woke up excited,
there were blah-blah's in my head.
"Stay in bed", my mommy said.

So I snoozed, but heard a rumble
on tin soldiers he tumbled
They'd be bored in the drawer!
I left them to guard the door.

As he slowly was rising,
I was quickly weaponizing:
got my sword, my watergun.
Bravely whispered, "You're done!"

Evil Virus was all angry.
He was red, his mane was dangling,
"You will be in misery!"
And he threw his heat at me.

Then the monster started spitting,
and these vile words repeating,
"You'll be mine, you'll be sore
with the measles, mumps, and more!"

So I grabbed my sword, "Let's fight".
He was huge, he blocked the light.
Then I grabbed my tiger - flashlight,
pressed the button, let it roarrrrr.

Evil Virus was so frightened
he let out a fart and brightened,
tried to hide in shame somewhere,
behind my sister's lady-bear.

"You won't steal the Tina-teddy!",
said I, watergun at "ready".
And I sprayed him, saw him runnnn!
I hugged Tina and hid my gun.

Mom was coming up the stairs,
I cleaned up and trudged downstairs,
Ahhh, it's tough to be a man...
"May I please have eggs and ham ?"