pants

my pants have holes in all the places
They are popularly called obosratki.
Actually, it's correct - Afghans.
Yes, poppy - Afghanistan.
Not fashionable.
Well, to hell with you.
Sleep, right into the arms of my love.
And I'm going to sleep today in my clothes.
Hoping to wake up in them too.

Ouija, this is indecent.
You can't even imagine how much.
Then I won't need a shower and brushing my teeth.
The fashionable victory of the poppy mujahideen happened today.
Ouija, you've disgraced me in front of the whole world. Congratulations.
I might still eat the toothpaste
You won't be able to anymore.
matilda shtoss please, what is this?

they left us empty bottles on the windowsill for the morning.
How are we supposed to clean up?
I swear to...
I even held the keyboard vertically to say this
but I didn't find all the letters.
Ouija, forgive me, we dented your sides with Matilda. Stoss.
Of course, the last name of that cabinet hasn't changed at all.