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Hi I'm a man from the past it seems.
I haven't seen a new franchise in years,
As it turns out.
I didn't realize how long it's been.
I've been very busy probably.
I think I was in the woods.

Jungle we were abandoned by a guide, a tattooed spoon and a glass,
an expedition for etymology and what nonsense,
all the butterflies they squashed in the fight.
But I checked now and it turns out I didn't miss anything.
Ten or twenty generations have grown and died in the meantime.
A hundred and fifty?
Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, but nothing new has been made by the movie industry in that time.
And I wouldn't have woken up if they hadn't woken me up.
And I don't know why anymore.
There's, I'm sorry, nothing to see here.

But what's amazing really is the cyclical nature of it:
the art of mankind before mankind
and still owes a great debt.
And I insist on this side of the approach.

They're waiting for Tuesday now. Yes.
Believe me, the invention of the cinematograph
is the latest advancement.
I like that marvel so far.

What else? Did you teach the peasants how to push buttons?
They don't know how to use their hands and feet.
Not my business. But cinematography is a thing.
Why did you wake me up
if you haven't made anything original?