Western script. unexpected plot twist. Episode 2

Western script. unexpected plot twist. Episode 2.

Against the laws of the genre, but in style.
Where are my damn choppers? And I need a hat.
A real cowboy hat, of course, I want to put it on top of my ushanka hat.
No, my belt buckle, sorry,
I can't replace it with another one for any cosplay
Yes, because my talisman holds my pants.
It's not even a buckle, just two pins that are inauthentic to the story.
Sorry, no, not that.
No, I don't have any Colts either, I'm a peaceful screenwriter in general.
But I have grain bourbon, and I think,
this will compensate for all the inaccuracies of the costume.

And so,
The plot will unfold rapidly and unpredictably.
Your eyes, and counting on it, will roll out of their sockets in amazement.
The good ones will turn out to be bad and vice versa.

Start: crime is not the enemy of the law, if they stand on the same board.

And if suddenly the sheriff turned out to be a fence,
Then of course, the thief is not his enemy.

But the thief is the enemy of the farmers, whose farm he robbed clean,
And hired security for himself with the profit.
And both of them, the sheriff and the thief, who will be here in relation to the farmers then?
No, I have never played the game Monopoly,

I am a screenwriter and I am writing an Italian western.
Of course I am not Italian, but what does this have to do with it?

And in relation to the farmers who were robbed,
the thief and the fence will, of course, depict an indestructible power in the union.
Such a scenario wouldn’t even work for a cartoon gif.
But to me, Ouija seems to be hyper realism.

- When making a deal with a criminal, you should take into account,
That the criminal buys you lock, stock and barrel, even when he sells you something.

No, this line will not be included in the script,
we don't have a character who could say it.

It is short-sighted to let a thief rob,
while he does it quietly behind the mountain.
But you can negotiate a favorable price for the sale.
This is the stratagem of a cautious but foolish person.
Any Chinese sage will say that it is short-sighted
To lose respectability by making a deal with a thief.
Not any.
No, any, this is a basic thing.

But the thief is cunning and deceitful
But the thief's hat is still on fire.
He has learned to be a mirror,
and to blame others for what he is guilty of.
And if he himself is an impostor with a variable face and no fingerprints,
he will say that you are the illegal impostor.

And while you will prove that this is not so,
he will take your cow from your own stall.
And then he will explain that she is his and you branded her illegally.

And if he is your friend, then who are you?
Not the sheriff, there are no such sheriffs.
Malvo! How much are your services? I only have three dollars.
Lester is a scumbag, but we will watch him.

Don't copy him from another series, everyone knows him.
Speak for yourself.
I have already said everything.