Paired inscriptions

Autumn where it should be winter.
Grass where there should be meter-high snowdrifts.
No, I don't conclude from this that the world has gone mad.
Conclusions in reasoning depend on the constituent elements of these reasonings.
It's a waste of time to compose conclusions at all.
But you should carefully approach the combination in a set of prerequisites.
And why do you need a conclusion, tell me?

I combed my hair.
Tangled hair is tangled thoughts that have grown through the skin.
Shagginess makes you weak.
I combed it for half an hour with a huge brush,
But I managed to do it by two o'clock in the morning.
I pulled half my head of hair out.
And each time I hope that they will grow back in the same place.
And from this pulling-combing of hair I always sneeze for some reason.

These are paired inscriptions, imagine,
I am carried away again.
They hang, of course, on both sides of the gate.
Bao Yu, mediocrity, - Bao Zhen was furious:
the conclusion is this gate.
You must pass through it.
The neatness of your "handwriting" is of no interest to anyone at all!