a few templates

In order to say anything in public,
you have to introduce yourself first.
There are a few templates here:

1.I am a mentally retarded little mama's boy with an opinion on the matter.
2.I'm an obsessed spinster and this is the official diagnosis and I want to speak out here.
3.I've been an old maid married for 70 years,
I've never had an orgasm but I have seven children,
But now.
I can't offer my spouse what he wants.
or what the neighbor can offer him,
and that's why I want to share my opinion on all things political. and the beauty of sunsets and sunrises and the changing of the seasons. crocuses in the flower bed are just as nice.
4. In our madhouse, we all have license plates
and mushroom and cherry avatars on our lockers--
there's no need to introduce ourselves,
so we're going to tell you the truth now.

Ouija! For the love of God!
Pardon me, that seems to be the rules of greeting etiquette from Mr. Whiskey.

The author may not share his scale of difference at all.

And the war? Well, that's only from a safe distance from the authorities.
You don't recognize the authorities as your own? Really? That's the basis of your crocus speech.
It shines through the flowerbed and the lyrical ramblings.