the door. Madhouse is in a meeting

25. 12. 24.

It's a branding issue
What we name the door we walk through.
Oh, he knew more than he said.
He found out and didn't report it, what, crystal ball?
You weren't even asked now.

the door doesn't appear until after the sign.
The door appears after the plaque.
Don't refer to the games,
I made up the games that you play,
so you can comfortably remain an idiot.
This won't get extended for too long.

Hey, Bunny, you were madly in love with her,
and she turned out to be a bitch, so you died young.
That's unfortunate.
Well, in my opinion, she was never sexy.
You don't talk about other women in my presence.
Somewhere else.

A heart with an arrow?
You're a Valentine, maybe? This niche is filled with candy.
Toys made in hell, imagine that.

A sign with a heart on it?
Oh, really?
I'm gonna fire everyone!

Say that again and we'll poison you in a madhouse.
Say “we” again, don't be shy!
And I'll do the same!

Yeah Charles, they just don't know how to go crazy,
It certainly takes skill and plenty of booze.
What's the sign?
I need a word.
I need an image
Otherwise the door won't open, you won't even see it.

Gravity?
What am I, an astronaut?
Oh, they persisted in naming the newborn girls Eve,
they all turned out to be mediocre gluttons.
Eden won't do.
An “anything you want” sign?
Have you looked in doors with detailed signs?
It's usually some aging couple bored out of their minds.
I need a word!
Ouija, we've got a bunch of dumbasses here.

You want to be principal with your name on the door sign?
Isn't that a little immodest?
The word is a name?
I guess minimalist furnishings await the entrant.
Any other suggestions?
Okay, briefing's over.
No, I'll fire everyone anyway.

What's Ouija? Gold engraving on silver?
Ambition may not hold up to reality, don't you think?
And, you know, your name is a weird word,
and it has a lot of negative connotations.

But since we couldn't think of anything else,
that's what we're gonna call this door.
But keep in mind, there are millions of nameless doors out there.
Meeting adjourned. Thank you, everyone.

No, that's a completely ridiculous suggestion,
I was married, so don't try to tell me how to make soup.
We've decided on a naming convention.
Meeting adjourned.
Stenographer, all profanity removed, I assume,
okay.