And as for me, my sex symbol is Lenin

And as for me, my sex symbol is Lenin,
And I do not pretend, It's not a joke,
As soon as I see Lenin's portraits ever -
I want to kiss him right off, on the spot.

Nikita Mikhalkov is not desired,
And Johnny Depp - him either I don't wish,
Of course, I wouldn't mind being friends with both,
But my kissing is only for Ilyich.

I like the way he's laughing in the Kremlin,
Where he is calm and confident like tank,
That evil will without doubt surrender,
And Good will defeat evil anyhow.

He's cute and doesn't get angry from wounds,
And waves his hand at criminals with ease,
Like in a fairy tale at Dragon-villains,
Who temporarily are with mountains.

In general, he's fabulously successful,
Would he attract me as much,
If he had stayed in Switzerland forever,
But I read his books lengthwise and crosswise.

He is a real knight, and made of iron,
Behind such men - as behind a stone wall.
For Inessa Armand he has led out
The whole French deputation to be shot.

I don't know what is gushed in me to state it,
That all my kisses are only for him,
Or is he really just sympathetic.
Will, Character - for sex they do not mean?

He as a child defended rights of Indians,
Wrote letter to American Congress,
In all, sexual truth begins from kindheit,
And he attracted everyone by then.

And maybe I would have chosen Barabbas,
So that the snot of Christians to wipe.
When the downtrodden people are like babas,
Then he united them for their fight!

He also conquers with the power of speech,
Because he wrote all so correctly!
And I would really hug and hug Ilyich,
For he defended the people from wretches!

I don't know where the mind is, hormones where,
Or animal fear - to save Here everyone.
But whenever I see symbols of Lenin -
I want right off to run to him, to run.

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