Ах, Лисян... english version

Looking on forums for my dear Лисяна, to open up that hatchback door
What button do I need to press, so I don’t drain my tires to the floor?
How do I turn on autopilot, ask Алису what the map will show
How to make the ride more smooth, and keep my software up-to-go?

Oh Лисян Лисян Лисян, now we’re friends, my friend, you see
Only my brain, not yours, is melting, scrolling constantly
Oh Лися;н Лися;н Лися;н, now we’re friends, my friend, you see
Only my brain, not yours, is melting, scrolling constantly.

I’m searching answers night and day, which adapter do I need?
To charge my Лисян safely up, without burning half the street
What spare wheel’s best, what oil to fill, for generator runs I crave
Studs or not? And also how to make that master account save?

Oh Лисян Лисян Лисян, now we’re friends, my friend, you see
Who set you up to follow me? I’m restless now for three days free
Oh Лисян Лисян Лисян, now we’re friends, my friend, you see
Who set you up to follow me? I’m restless now for three days free.

And here on forums people type, a new patch coming up real soon
All that unofficial stuff will crash, updating half my apps by noon
I got myself this “grown-up” toy, though I’m a full-grown man, indeed
But all I wish for, just one time, is Лисян speaking English to me

Oh Лисян Лисян Лисян, now we’re friends, my friend, you see
And I don’t think of Lexus, B.M. Double… it’s only you and me
Oh Лисян Лисян Лисян, now we’re friends, my friend, you see
And I don’t think of Lexus, B.M. Double… it’s only you and me.

английский вариант песни "Ах, Лисян.." http://stihi.ru/2024/11/05/2130