Why the hell

Why the hell do I have a katana in both hands again?
I don't want one.
It's for kids.
These murders are a game for kids.
Are you arguing with me?
Are you?
Isn't it okay if you're a boy arguing with Oni of Mibo?
Really?
You're very funny.
Are you arguing with Grandpa Wukong?
Are you arguing little man?
He's five years old but 35.
But we're humanists.
You wouldn't even have time to answer at any other time.
But we've grown up and you haven't.
You haven played with a machine gun.
But I'll tell you, you don't even know how to shoot.

You're all grown up and you're running around with guns?
Are you guys really grown up?

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Well, you can chop off both your legs
with two long knives in five minutes.
You don't even know how to use your hands.

No, we don't need a liability in the squad.
Not in the past, not in the future.
Have you been briefed on the rules?
Do you understand the word “strictly”?
So how old are you? Thirty-five? Or maybe five?
You're just running around with a machine gun in a field.

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Kondo, would you like to babysit five-year-olds?
they said they're combatants, but they're all under five years old.
And these kids think they're grown men.

well, they named the prefecture they invented.
Kursk? Kids, really? But you can't even stand properly.

Kondo! please deal with those peasant women's street children!

They brought a futon with them.
They think it's their woman.
Damn it,
before dinner, the yokai came to visit.
Is it Bon Day? Kondo out.
Get these beggars outta here.
No rice for them. You haven't learned the rules, have you?