The Worst Person Ever

Well, the self-proclaimed title of 'The Worst Person Ever' proudly bestowed upon yours truly.

Here's me, raising a shot of whiskey to celebrate being the most excruciatingly disappointing son of the century. Cheers to that.

Forgive me, Dad, I'm a lost cause. Hope I've shattered your expectations enough 'cause I'm beyond redemption.

And you know what? Maybe this utter disaster of my life is all thanks to you, huh? Why are you trying to micromanage every damn thing I do? I sure as hell ain't asking for your blessing on who to f...

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There is one more nomination in which I won. Am I just having attachment issues or something worse? Why do I keep disappointing those I love? Seriously, can't I keep my pants zeeped?

I'm practically a challenge to love, because who in their right mind would willingly embrace someone proficient in betrayal?

I invite you all to my award-winning performance in the theater of disappointment, lies, and lust. Excitement guaranteed. Even though I'm sick to death of these standing ovations.


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