Liliputin -5241

To fornicate with a piece of furniture is the best method of birth control ever ... "
J.D. Vance



Liliputins. What, the heck, is this ?
http://stihi.ru/2021/11/24/7101


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to have sexual intercourse
: to have sexual intercourse. ; Fornicate refers to sexual intercourse that occurs between people who are not married to each other. It is a word that is associated with legal language and the language of the Bible.


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Here's Why You're Seeing A Bunch Of Memes Suggesting J.D. Vance Had Sex With A Couch (And Some Of My Favorites)
Jokes about a candidate for vice president of the United States and whether he had sex with a couch were not on my 2024 bingo card.

Alexa Lisitza
by Alexa Lisitza
BuzzFeed Staff


*Sigh* Yesterday, we talked about a video Donald Trump Jr. shared — of his own free will — in which he calls his 17-year-old daughter "sexy." And now, today, we have to discuss why people are joking about Donald Trump's running mate, J.D. Vance, unverifiably having sex with a couch.
This election has a lot of uncomfortable sexual themes.

Closeup of J.D. Vance


Alrighty: If you didn't know, J.D. Vance is the author of his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy, a book that details his upbringing in Middletown, Ohio. And earlier this week, wild rumors began circulating online, suggesting there is a passage in the book where Vance describes a moment in his younger years when he simulated sex with a couch by anchoring a rubber glove between two cushions.
To be clear, the Cut and several other outlets have combed through Hillbilly Elegy's pages and found no evidence that such a passage exists, but this did not stop the internet from running with the joke.

Then, adding fuel to the already growing "he fucked a couch" flames, AP seemed to publish and later remove a fact-checking article titled "No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch."
A note on the article's previous destination reads, "This story did not go through our standard editing process and has been removed."


Spurred on by the removal of the article, some jokingly suggested AP took the article down because they could not *technically* prove Vance has never had relations with a couch in private.


So yeah. Now we have a candidate for Vice President of the United States who people half-heartedly believe may or may not have stuffed a glove in-between two cushions to pump a sofa. What a time to be alive!