history prose Butterfly from Belgorod

Yeah, the city of Belgorod - selective bombing.
I didn't know anything about this city before.
About half a year ago I needed to change the turn signal light.
I was deployed to three services in a row:
- Are you by appointment? Look at the car's suspension?
There are no electricians at all (everyone has gone to the front), Yeah.
Year of the car?
Well, it’s better to look up repairs of rusty buckets on the Internet.
I am your old client!
Goodbye.

Well, I came across this service by accident.
What kind of garage is this?
He replaced my light bulb and didn't charge me.
He sat on the windowsill - “this is my service”
Handsome.
Yes, from the city of Belgorod.
Motorcycles? Did you take the wheels from the lunar rover?
The guys will arrive soon.
Is there oil in the box? - Certainly.
CV joints too.
I'll pay for the light bulb along with the oil.
There is a black butterfly on the window.
Yes, we accidentally brought this butterfly from Belgorod.

Oh his “guys” turned out to be like wardrobes with beards.
I swear they are not motorists
Everyone has a hefty motorcycle.
Yes, I think the wheel width of this bike is a bit abnormal.
(I don’t like motorcyclists, they’re all crazy)

Let me guess
they even have tattoos on their butts.
Belgorod right? Well, Moscow is a home for everyone.
Welcome. Did you rent straight off the train? - Cool.
Did you bring a live butterfly from home? Is she really from Belgorod?
No, I never have. Beautiful city?
But I couldn’t help but ask directly.

And I myself immediately stated my position clearly, first.
I wouldn't fix my car with them if the answer was wrong for me.
Belgorod answered Moscow: well, we were all divided 50/50.
O careful people.
Fine. I understood. They did everything perfectly.
Yes, oil in the box - safety comes first.
And even a discount? Just because. Oh thanks!
All my life I have been looked after by some car mechanics.

Do I have a nimble car? Maneuverable?
Exactly! Now there are no such cars.
It will soon fall apart completely.
Have you watched Fast & Furious 1?
Yes, there is a less good version.

This auto repair shop owner is a great guy.
But this butterfly from Belgorod -
People have a difficult fate.
You might think they wanted to leave their home.
Who could have foreseen this?
They brought a butterfly with them from their city of Belgorod.

I don’t know, he said that for some reason.
Yes, a living big black butterfly on the glass.
What made him think that this butterfly came with them?
Yes, he's a nice guy.
He sat on the windowsill and we were just chatting.

Great services, it's me - your oldest client,
I send you my sincere curses.
Your business has already collapsed, haven’t you noticed?
And rightly so. Repair a car under warranty -
This is not a renovation at all. You don't know how to do anything. Yeah.
And all the best, official dealers,
You are no longer like that.
Yes.


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