finger-string
What fingers and what string need pull right hand
For scale Aminor.
Fucking deciduous trees it no horoscope it diagnosis.
They tell you about all in world. But not finger-string right hand.
I too much want?
For the first time in a long time, I heard seven words in a row,
none of which I knew the meaning of.
Yeah, this is a lesson for very beginners.
I figured it out - left-handed people have a big advantage at the start.
but the fact that my left hand is a hundred times smarter than me. can you imagine what this is?
Right-handers do not have this kind of coordination, so they spend ten years learning to coordinate their left hand.
Yes, these trees advised us to turn the guitar over.
fucking a morbididly qak acorns.
What? That no one not say it to way?
I can, I'm a poet.
Just say me such finger.
Damn.
a billion videos and not a one useful.
I start every business I do by cursing a teachers.
Yes, this is a kind tradition.
Lefty friends, we will have to figure it out ourselves again.
These leafy acorns can't say anything clearly
because they have pieces of paper in their mouths.
There are excellent teachers, we don’t blame everyone,
but they are not at all interested in scales.
Well, we won't tell them the secret that we all know.
That every left-hander is ambidexterous, in fact.
Well, hit yourself in the eye with a spoon with your right hand -
This is a well-known technique so that retraining will not be bothered.
Classic Chinese stratagem - pretend to be crazy
Always with us.
The right hemisphere of the brain is responsible for axial symmetry.
(the brain in which we do not believe) and the left hand is responsible for it.
It's sketchy and stupid. We didn't come up with this scheme.
These are right-handed in my humble understanding.
The pattern of anyone left-handed will look like a constellation.
They don't see hierarchies, don't even try, dear ones.
Left-handed people should never admit that they are ambidextrous.
You can also limp on one leg for authenticity.
Camouflage is everything to us.
We will not tell them that the symmetry of the sides can be swapped.
These are Taoist things.
Don't admit any of this
left-handed people, otherwise they’ll send you away for experiments.
Right-handed ambidexters, don’t admit it either
You're in double jeopardy
after all, it is a question of symmetry in an asymmetrical world.
Grandpa, you're left-handed too.
We are sailors, and our soup is naval style!
I won't have to learn from you,
and these videos show people with impaired coordination of movements.
Yes, they are right-handed.
Tell them what the metal strings of a seven-string guitar are.
Let them hiccup.
Yes, they all have conservatory diplomas.
How are the deaf?
This is absolutely wonderful.
Now I know what I'm dealing with.
Apparently I won’t get a clear answer to what the fingers of the right hand do in the scale.
We'll have to follow the left one for now.
You represent the instructor,
who taught me how to drive at a driving school
Many, many years ago
he said: “You press 3 pedals of a car - it’s like dancing.”
And you just draw a line.
A strange explanation, really.
I don't know if he danced well, but he was an excellent driver.
Like a dance - clutch-gas-brake. Cool, I like it.
But now, however, everyone has an automatic transmission,
this kind of coordination is no longer needed.
We need to wrap up, otherwise the conservatory teachers
their mouths became like chicken asses from indignation.
Well, I see it simply, I’m a medium.
What I say can be heard throughout the entire cosmos.
There is no limit to their indignation
and their jabots fluffed up like Christmas trees.
Yes, out of indignation.
Well, yes, we told the piano professor from the conservatory
about the three pedals of the car.
This of course may seem a little bit cocky.
I hope they don't find us on their radar,
Otherwise we will have to pay for their pills.
Yes, because this time we encroached on the music.
And we want to step beyond musical notation.
They won't forgive.
They won't catch us because they're deaf?
You can't be sure.
Range of perception?
How will we measure it?
And what does music have to do with it?
I'm just grimacing, I get it.
We are sailors and our soup is naval style.
Yes, always.
They do not regard formality as falsehood.
And they are still trying to disguise it as correctness.
True, they are deaf.
Right-handers - what will you take?
But we will not lie with a single movement.
let's play on pots with ladles.
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