About love

Is this a sigh of unrequited love?
What, for someone who doesn't exist?
I didn't even know
that crazy people don't pretend to be crazy.
I thought they were all faking it.
Crazy people, I'm a friend, we'll play chess together,
I believe you now.
Guardian angels, urgently, save me!

I don't sing songs like that.
I'm not interested in people who aren't interested in me.
No, you don't understand, it's not my subject.
How could this happen!
Whiskey, is that you?

My head moves off every day,
ten times a day,
With all this mobility.
it could fall off completely.

Yes, the patient from room 45,
you, too.
feeling the same way.
You have a pawn on e7,
in 15 moves, that means checkmate,
Your name is Luzhin?
Oh, how interesting, and did you play
a brilliant game of defense?
But you realize you've lost the game now?
No, I'm not here to play chess,
I've been seeing a hero lover,
The doctors said there's no cure.

Luzhin, that man in the attic chair,
I know him, I don't know him, but he's the rook on f8.
he's been following me since the beginning.
Of course I'm a beautiful woman
And I'm not interested in anyone who's not interested in me.
Yes
Don't cry about unrequited feelings, it's bullshit.
Merci, merci, I'm a poet.
But this hero lover apparently hasn't read my poems.

Knight to l9. You have no chance. Check in four or seven moves.
You think I don't see your backup?
He'll check in 23 moves.
You've lost this game on the fifth move.
Accept it, dear Luzhin,
Please don't touch my purse,
Oh, no, you were trying to open the lock.
My heart is occupied, there's an imaginary hero lover.
No, the doctor said there's no cure.

(this spirit of whiskey has gone completely insane. What does he write?!)

Well Luzhin, I hope your affairs of the heart are in better order.
Protect the queen?
What bathtub-glass-asphalt window would it take to sacrifice the king?
To win the game? Oh, my God!
But you're as big as an elephant, how did you get through the window?
Rook is a piece - rook.
Is that one move? What kind of game did you play?
I'm crying, I can't hear it.
It doesn't matter,
the nurse is already bringing us pills.

Checkmate. Don't get upset, I always win.
Chess.
Where's the hero lover?
I don't know.
The doctor said there's no cure.

Whiskey, I'll kill you.

Translated with DeepL.com (I have nothing to do with this.)