The timings

 
Very not random
EN boys land during fog and rain
And the radar don't work
I was standing en position
And closed the дверь
Meantime terrorists approached the outpost
After masturbation (as usual aided of being light)
And the outpost
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Province
And being blackmailed
And we are becoming horny
The outpost 0 the cuntuouare (sobbaka)
Barking
And conducting the blessing
The commandier
Barked as well
And threatned that if the sobbaka will continue barking
The sobbakier and sobbaka will be thrown ento the parking
The officier didn't intend of being horny
I closed the дверь
And felt horny commenced masturbation
And finished
Then second after
BUUUM!
Great explosion outside
I looked at my penis and mentioned "what a timing"
Then called the center and reported "every reality under command"
En the more*n*ING went en position
And noted a pants near outpost
(pants flew)
Called officier
Came and en binoculars noticed a red dot en the highway
Went and found 5 bodies of terrorists
En the highway
A lot of explosiveae
And the the convoy was en the way
We were about of driving ento vacation
HO
Another week we spent en the outpost
then after 35 dayz went vacation-a
Pumpkin hope evaporated