The Experimenters Song

Verse 1:
In the lab, we run experiments
Testing theories with our instruments
Controlling every variable we can
Trying to understand the behavior of man

Chorus:
Experimentation, it's the name of the game
Trying to find the cause, trying to explain
Confounding variables, they can be a pain
But we soldier on, seeking knowledge to gain

Verse 2:
EAB, Skinner's legacy
Studying behavior, human and animal, you see
In the lab or in the field
Using behavior to achieve our yield

Chorus:
Experimentation, it's the name of the game
Trying to find the cause, trying to explain
Confounding variables, they can be a pain
But we soldier on, seeking knowledge to gain

Bridge:
Correlation doesn't mean causation
But with experimentation, we find explanation
Testing theories, one by one
Till we find the one that gets it done

Chorus:
Experimentation, it's the name of the game
Trying to find the cause, trying to explain
Confounding variables, they can be a pain
But we soldier on, seeking knowledge to gain