The Russians Are coming

The world's gone crazy jabbering fast
What the prophets have long since forecast,
Foreknown, foreseen, and foretold –
Specifically, that the sky's gonna fold,
Presumably, nay, personally, on your head,
That would, basically, crush you dead,
Which would, ultimately, make you numb,
Unequivocally blind, deaf, and dumb.
How exactly it tastes and smells like, it's hard to tell.
Still lots of people believe that it feels like hell.
A sheer nothingness without god,
A spot that the Russians identify as «Ad».
An old wives' tale? No nothing new?
Well, now they're coming, coming for you.
The Russians coming. Coming for you.
The Russians coming. Coming for you.

The question’s not what one stands to gain
From the situation in the Eastern Ukraine.
‘Cause it seems like no one’s gonna deescalate,
But rather keep pushing the envelope till it’s too late.
So the point’s not what particular shit they’d use,
It’s all about the meaning of the words “win” and “lose”.
When shit hits the fan and nobody’s able
Even to take the next breath at this poker table,
When your gun’s fully loaded, how the hell are you gonna get
Off with a whole skin playing the Russian Roulette?!!

They've once given in and have made you great.
But now they're not gonna disintegrate.
Besides Wagner they've got Tchaikovsky.
They're just not gonna chill out like your Big Lebovsky.
They've had enough of your Jack Daniels' on ice,
Your iPhones, Wrigley's, and tight Levis'.
They're fond of America. Still, they'll come crushing,
If you wanna cancel everything Russian.
They dig Metallica. It's sad but true.
But, if nothing else matters, then they're coming for you.
The Russians coming. Coming for you.
The Russians coming. Coming for you.

Lots of nukes. Suffice but a few...
The Russians coming. Coming for you.
They'll come crushing right out of the blue.
Here they go. They are Russians. And they are coming for you.

It's not “UK raine”, it's the soil soaked in their own blood.
You wanna choke and drown in this mud?
You think you're special? They'll give you your due.
The bell is tolling. We're coming for you...

06—07.11.2022