I Got a Kingdom

I got a kingdom, gotta find a queen,
Well, man, I got a kingdom, I gotta find a queen -
a little pretty red-haired
one about sixteen...

Well, I'm Titanic, ready to sink in her eyes,
Yeah, man, I'm but Titanic, ready to sink in her eyes -
Her smile got through my waterline
like a berg of ice..

I robbed a stage*, man, to give her a diamond ring,
Yeah, it was me who robbed the stage, man, to give her this diamond ring,
Now if they get me to the slammer
that'll ruin everything

Please, judge, don't judge me, I'm just a common man,
Please, massa judge, don't ever judge me,
I'm but a common man,
Both hands of mine are very blistered,
hard working's all I can.

Me brother jailman, don't deprive me of the sun,
Sweet brother jailman, please, don't deprive me of the sun,
The only thing I'm guilty of is wish
to glad me hon

NB! *stage - colloquial abbreviation of "stagecoach"