The ABC protopoetry

  Aa - Adorn with adroit adulation adding the aged adulteries of adults abroad…
  Bb - "Bloody bitches are blowing up the boasting bastards" is a blasphemy!
  Cc - The canny canaille can smoke cigars while cannonading.
  “Cold coiner” is a coiling coinage.
  Cuddling curvy cuties are cooking cuckoos from the Crazy cloister.
  Dd - Dead dreamy doctors in the Dull Dimensions are deflorating defecating
  droids - what a Doomsday!
  Ee - Eager eagles empty estates full of eating evil elks.
  Even eels enjoy erection; education make them edgy.
  Ff - Funny fighters feed flat fluffy florists with the fuchsia funky foam and
  free.
  Gg - The Guardian is garroting the garrison of gargoyles with its garrulous gas
  in a garnished garth.
  A giggling gaggle of gee-gee gentlemen wearing goggles are googling - they
  gonna gain the recipe of Gunman's gravy.
  Hh - The honest Hatter has his hookah to Hulk away the hordes of handy Hobbits.
  Ii - Icy idols of indentures indicate IT injustice inlaid into ice cream -ism.
  Jj - Well, Jack and Jane went on a jaunt to do the jazzy job, they met a jinx
  and smoked a joint. The jail jaywalk jammed their poor jaffas!
  Kk - A killjoy knight in a kaleidoscopic kappok kimono is kiting the kitchen
  maid's knitwear knickers.
  Ll - Lacy lads and lambent ladies lacking lousy love long for lovelorn lovers.
  Mm - A moonlit mountain mackerel misses a maladroit male maniac. A moonlit
  mountain mackerel misses a maladroit male maniac.
  Nn - A noble needy notary is nagging the nylon nympho who's nodding in the
  nasty nettles nearby.
  Oo - The omnivorous otter observes the obsidian offal oblation by the old
  orotund ostler from the obsolete otiose oasis. - Objection!
  Pp - A pretty painter painting pain plays poker with a plush path priestly
  prig.
  A paraphrase of a paranoid pardoner paring his parents’ nails par excellence in
  their parish during the parching parhelion.
  Qq - The queue of Queens who do the quickstep is quite a qualm - My quip: I
  quit!
  Rr - The rare racing raccoon filled with rapture riddled with his ribaldry the
  rustles reel rudiment ridiculous rook! The rare racing raccoon filled with
  rapture riddled with his ribaldry the rustles reel rudiment ridiculous rook!
  Ss - A sexy stout smoking surgeon stabbed a symbolist sever with a sousaphonic
  sabre - a sweet surprising sacrifice!
  A skilled six-footer with a sizable six-shooter shot “the sixer” having shot
  six times.
  Tt - A terrifying tiny tender tyrant tainted with his talent a tipsy trollop
  during a table talk behind a tamarisk.
  A timorous tinsmith with a timer is timely timing a time bomb.
  Uu - The most unhealthy urchin left unattended the usher's wife and took unduly
  the usherette's unscathed young bosom for an udder. He was unblushing - ugh!
  All unborn uncommon ugly uncles are unchurched!
  Vv - Therefore, the vanilla villain vaporized vampire's vital vodka - the
  vagaries of vulgar vet's van volatile verification! I'm vexed.
  The voluminous volumes of the vulnerable votaries’ volubility.
  Ww - A wacky wanton-western wacker whipping women in the wedlock is a wyvern!
  The waitress waived the wailing waif in the waiting room.
  Xx - Xantippe X-rayed a xoanon for the Xmas - the xenomenia at xystus!
  Yy - The yawning Yahoos, Yamas yodeling ysame, yfere the yelling Yeti – yippee!
  Zz - A zebu is dancing Zapateado in Zizania near the Ziggurat because a zonked
  zany is playing the Zinke and a zebra is playing the Zither. It is a zero
  zetetic Zoism!
  A zippy zibet is zigzagging zesty in zero gravity.