jack of all trades

Dо you remember Mr Grundy
Who was born on a Monday,
Christened, married, then got sick,
Finished badly for a week?

To realize my urgent dreams
I have planned a lot of things:
Monday –    start to learn Chinese,
Tuesday –   plant some garden trees,
Wednesday – work on comp to browse
                how to build a country house,
Thursday –  visit а barber’s shop,
Friday –    do a lot of sport,
Saturday –  get driving course,
Sunday –    learn some signs of Morse,
Monday –    buy some Brandy - Sherry
                and shoot a clip with Katy Perry.

I’ll play football like Messi,
I’ll play music like Debussy,
Dance a funny style – gangnam,
Do judo
like Jean-Claude Van Damme.
I will earn like Billy Gates,
I am really a “jack of all trades”,
though master of none.


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