Live to retire, and then... humorous song

Live to retirement,
And then at least the flood.
Live to retire,
A serf dreamed of a king.
Live to retirement,
Such a mess, brother.
Live to retirement,
And it will be all tick-tock.

And on the seas sailed ships,
But we are as far away from them as Mars is from Earth,
The Bahamas and Hawaii are not waiting for us,
Thieves and oligarchs are sheltered there.

Live to retirement,
No need for doctors.
Live to retire,
And the delicious soup is ready.
Live to retire,
The magic moment has arrived.
Live to retirement,
Hope for a festal.

We'll buy sausages and drink vodka,
And songs about Russia will be drunk,
About beauty, love and cranes,
Look, don't spill the joy of life!

Live to retire,
The third eye opened.
Live to retirement,
To release all at once!
Live to retire,
I'm going to space.
Live to retire,
I'll Shine a star on everyone!

Vladimir Pavlov
11.06.2020
Velikie Luki

On the 11th of every month, I have the most-the most,
a long-awaited and fun Day...
You've already guessed...

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