A lady from Thousand Oaks
* * *
An old San Francisco detective
Was very acute and effective.
He could, on a bet,
Discover his bed
Or take Vienna sausages captive.
* * *
A lady from Thousand Oaks
Bought shoes for her twelve lovely dogs.
If the weather was good,
They walked barefoot
But she made them put on their socks.
* * *
A man from the city of Thebes
Strips down whenever he skips.
If it’s cold — to his chin,
If it rains — to his skin,
If it’s hot, then he strips to his ribs.
* * *
An old lady got into position,
Shot a slingshot without permission,
And hit dry underwear,
And somebody’s nightmare,
And cut off TV show transmission.
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