Too Much Talkin Blues

When I was lonely, mostly stuck in blue
I began to sigh what am I gonna do
Then I walked around lookin' up and down
As my voice in my hand gave a big shout
"I know you got something to say"
"So, take me and show, lazy boy"

I need no glasses, man, what do you mean?
I really don't mind about the colour of skin
You might be white and you might be black
Or even in rainbow up to your neck
I just want everybody to be free
In any place and any time

I once had a woman and all over her
Were hundreds of tattoos or maybe more
It scared me all day, it scared all night
And when she was naked, I's tryin' to hide
She's got a big dragon on her breast
Could you let me in, buddy?

I was in Paris about two years ago
For football and restaurants I did go
But there was a bomb on the stadium mined
And the plates full of bullets as I could find
Some guy handed me the meds, it was from ISIS
I said: "No, thank you. I've got it a lot"

One day to my president I sent a mail
About the island that I put up for sale
The flourishing one without any fail
But he didn't answer and I was landed in jail
"Landed in jail". I'm just a businessman!
I guess he cares about nothin' but peninsulas

I dreamed last night that I was on Titanic
I knew the story well, so, I yelled: "Don't panic"
I took the wheel and saved many of life
Then the captain's daughter became my wife
A big payday! I was kind of hero.
And everybody loved me so.

The friend of mine, he's a funny guy
He never tell the truth, never tell the lie
Honestly, he doesn't speak at all
And for hours starin' at the wall
He's in meditation. And I don't blame him.
It happens when you haven't got a job.

Just about then I'm gonna finish my song
I'm talkin' too much and it takes too long
Gonna take some rest by my baby's side
Sleep like a child as she squeeze me tight
I love her.
I love you all!