В шутку - если б не было евреев

"If There Weren't Any Jews" *
Guinness records best scapegoats
Who would pull on empty shoes
When mankind is on crossroads
If There Weren't Any Jews.

If There Weren't Any Jews.
Where apply all itch for hate
How all cruelties to use,
Christ, Mohammed   helped create
If There Weren't Any Jews.

If There Weren't Any Jews
Would be safe Jerusalem?
Whom the world decide abuse
In the fight for Jewish Gem      
If There Weren't Any Jews.

Let's assume there are no Jews
Let's pretend they flew away
In the spaceship "ExodUs"
Under lights of Milky Way
Now there Aren't Any Jews.

Look through super telescope
Can’t  you see they're all on Mars
never giving up their hopes
Melting ice and soaking dust
Making soil for future crops

Have you ever heard the song
“Apple trees will grow on Mars”
The Jew who wrote it was not wrong
Jews are always “wander stars”
But expelled, still burning strong.

And the world doesn’t give a dime
To so called Palestine
martyr’s glory does not shine
Crippling what was once their spine
When Jews left, things  went awry.

Why they left us, all those Jews
Whom to bully and harass?
“Eretz Mars”? Who let them loose? 
Now we’re suffer. Broken trust
We will get you tricky Jews!

World, no worries. They are here
Both in Haifa and Eilat
From  Ashdod to East frontier
In their ancient habitat
Standing strong and persevere.


* из строк джаз музыканта и комика Давида Заслофа(David Zasloff)