RAP Battle -All In-

why the fuck did you jump in front of L. Porner?
Are you ready to lick the shoes of your owner?
I am way above your weight class,
you need to gain some muscles to remind me of an impressive bastard.
I am a 100 kilo gorilla, I'll box you with one glove,
until your brain goes numb.I am a vicious pirate,
I accept no rules and the sea is my burial ground.
You'll not find the coordinates even if you behave appropriately.
You may be my buddy and I will extend you my hand gladly,
but you've been a bad boy lately.
My attitude earns your gratitude.
I've made your a better thinker tinkering with the lingo.
I mingle with Mexican pisas drinking cognac in Salzburg.
I eat Spanish Angus and ride a black Brabus.
Once in a while I visit this circus
to juggle for joy with remorseless consequences.
OK, I guess you having no breaks makes you jerking off feel like sex.
Conquer and divide you'll be with your ass
trying to impress your secret mistress.
She'll shove a big black dildo (BBD) up in your asshole.
You'll squeeze your eyes from pleasurable pain like a blind mole.
Did your parole office abuse your demeanor
and you remember when he covered you with a pillow?
Did you build the monster Basilisk with your miserable memories.
Don't let it rule you over or I'll drive over you in my Land Rover.
I have to read over your bars again, glue them together,
'cause they don't stick like grease to Tefal frying pan.
Blame yourself for making wrong choices,
I shoved my foot at the RAP door before you were born.
You continue to miss the point, so let me kick you in the groin.
I am turning greener than Hulk when I have to buy your verses in bulk.
I'll sell them in China for cheap maybe they'll make a knock-off video clip.