RAP Battle - The Linguist -

Representing TLC - I am a classically trained MC/
I am an English linguist/
I`ll carve you out as a cancerous infectious cyst/
Your speed`s that of a kiddy cyclist on my highway/
I am a true believer and you are an erroneous atheist/
God`s great. He`s given me all my traits/
But bitches` breasts cover me when I suck on them nipples/
Leap of faith`s driving my vigor/
My rhymes make you as ugly as Frankenstein`s assistant Igor/
Force Majeure is my situation every day/
I read Shakespeare plays/
I dance in hip-hop trance/
I swim with sharks for fun grabbing them sternly by the fins/
Bliss is the feeling that`s coming out of my pens/
Don`t call me Vlad, call me your Dad/
I`ll spank you if you misbehave/
I`ll place you ass naked into the bee`s hive/
I pierce you with deep meaning as Desmond Miles` sharp knife/
Yours`s little, mine is large life/ 


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