Sometimes I wish I was my dog

- HI! - I say, aloud and clear,
Quickly entering the flat,
Letting all the building hear,
How my dogs are crazily glad.

If they're out, the clothe's to wash
And the bruises to cure.
Hurricane and war at home
Couldn't ruin it so secure.

- Stop, my darling, baby dear,
What a girl, my precious thing.
Oh, I love you too, don't kneel,
Food is later, now you drink.

When she stops her gallop speech,
Leaves no chance to misconceive:
While she friendly wags her switch,
The rest of flat lies in ruins.

Walking slowly on the lead
Turns into the hurdle-race.
All, that crazy bullet needs -
Either flight or ricochet.

Gathers all that's laying left,
Sniffs around the whole street.
When she plays, it's nowhere safe,
When she loves, it's time to flee.

All her tricks are fair and pure,
All her food waits in her dish.
When she's sad or insecure,
Master solves and thinks and treats.

Studying just one day a week,
Working easy as you please.
Sleeping when you want to sleep,
Having fun for not to tease.

All I've said is just to mock
But…
Sometimes I wish I was my dog.