Ты что ползёшь, мой друг, как черепаха?
Давай быстрей на дачу, там полив!
У тебя капли на носу и взмокшая рубаха,
Педали путаешь, какой-то растеряха...
Обычно ты стрелой со мной летишь.
Да, может засорЁн акселератор?
Давлю на газ, а скорость на нуле..
К тому же подтекает радиатор,
Сцепление - дерьмо, не тащит генератор,
А может барахлит какое-то реле?
Не парь мозги, ты смотришь не в дорогу.
Глядишь ты на седло, что впереди.
А ну-ка вылезай, я сяду на подмогу...
Вон, как попёрла, ну, ты хорёк, ей Богу...
Зачем ты смотришь, кто остался позади?
Увлёкся
© Copyright: Геннадий Давыдов 3, 2015
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Спасибо за понятие юмора!
Желаю счастья и радостей!
Геннадий Давыдов 3 04.11.2015 21:07 Заявить о нарушении
Желаю счастья и радостей!
Геннадий Давыдов 3 04.11.2015 21:07 Заявить о нарушении
Да, я понять могу водилу!..
И не такое проходила! ;)
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Чудесная картинка и отличное стихо, Геночка! )))
Люблю твой юмор! ;)
Желаю новых творческих находок и успехов! :)
С утренним приветом и улыбками )))
П.С. А Галине приношу свои извинения за вынужденное вклинивание в переписку!
Анюта Аксёнова 05.11.2015 10:11 Заявить о нарушении
И не такое проходила! ;)
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Чудесная картинка и отличное стихо, Геночка! )))
Люблю твой юмор! ;)
Желаю новых творческих находок и успехов! :)
С утренним приветом и улыбками )))
П.С. А Галине приношу свои извинения за вынужденное вклинивание в переписку!
Анюта Аксёнова 05.11.2015 10:11 Заявить о нарушении