The swear for Islamic immigrants

I swear, my dear friends,
respect your values  deeply and passionately
and if it need to do, to fight and sacrifice my life for the Democracy and Freedom,
and never will be chastise the white girls and women
and make their feels uncomfortly  and unhappy
with my own presentment in your sovereing land and culture.

I swear that received
by heart and head
the principles of European  civilization and society
rather more than  outdated and devaluated  norms of my traditional religions and shariat.
Of course  if I lived in Switzerland or England
I will not wear the long beard, knives, hijabs, crying overloudly from minarets or just from roofs
and done other incompatible and oddly for westerns things,
I am also will be very tolerate for the swine and piglets, 
and never seen in this nice and rosy creatures the image of devil
and eat or not eat them I decided myselff
if I only not  joining  to the animal protected society or to  the vegetarianian comminity.

I want freedom, peace and prosperity
for me and my children
and will be ever support and protect
the way of life established in Europe
until these values to rein and flourished everywhere,
and aytollahs, religious priests, dictators and other old life’s supporters
who killed and eat people and their future  even if belonged to vegetarians and despised the swine
will not been caged, civilized and adopted for Western principles , tolerance and  richness  of choices and lifestyle. 
I swear to be an European forever
and afterward the  man  from East, Muslims and somebody else.