Causes of stress

-Nurse! Nurse! I'm in distress!
-Please, take the pills and have some rest.
-Nurse! Nurse! I’m so depressed…
-Please, stay in bed, as you requested.
-Nurse! Nurse! Am I oppressed? Am I in bed - under arrest?
-Please, do the sample, urine test – pee in a bottle, do your best.
-Nurse! Nurse! I’ve done my test a little less…
-What happened, Mister? Let me guess… O, no! You are in such a mess!
-You’ve got to clean up – do it, nurse!
-You're, Mister Trouble – cause of stress!
-You’re not a nurse – you’re like T-Rex… Show me your pussy and your breast… 
-Poor dirty man – stay in your nest…unwashed, unhappy and undressed.
-Is this a sabotage, protest?
-I have in your no interests…
-What’s on the breakfast?
-Leafs of cress.
-My Witch, I am stunned, I've lost my speech...
-And I can't breathe...
-You are the Bitch from down-beneath!
-You are a cause of BP increase...*


* BP - Blood Pressure