Schlaraff land

This world is hard, this world is cruel.
But there is a land, which broke this rule.
They are very happy, who was born
There. Who was got there, won't return.

Slapdash stupid lazy men
Somehow live in Schlaraff Land!

You want to eat? - just tear some pie
From any wall - don't crawl too high.
You want to drink? - wine in a well,
Beer in a lake - don't jumble it, pal.

Slapdash stupid lazy men
Breezed all tasks in Schlaraff Land!

The pack of roast gooses flyes in the sky.
Fat boiled fishes swims whith a smiles.
Rain of sweet honey, honey smelled breeze.
Сobble-stones of streets are made of firm cheese.

Slapdash stupid lazy men
Never mind in Schlaraff Land!

If you got bored, replace your wife
With any fork or any knife.
But why, just go outside to street,
It will be brought by fried pig.

Slapdash stupid lazy men
Hit or miss in Schlaraff Land!

Fool, blabber and gawk has ranks of the princes.
Main lazy sluggard proclaimed as the king.
Getting a grip.
Dissidents sweep.
Abyss runs deep.

Slapdash stupid lazy men
Out of real in Schlaraff Land!