Once Saint Patrick complained to Saint Peter:
The current winter in Boston is so bitter
When the snow finally melts
People expect something else
Promise them paradise and a Beefeater
*
There is a winery in Napa Valley **
And here comes to the gates Mr. Baily
Samples glass after glass
Then he falls on the grass
Since Merlot overwhelmed his belly.
*
Long ago used to live Mr. Clark
He decided to swim under the shark
Said he - fish is so mysterious
I got a lot of an experience
Found his belly too tight and too dark
***
* Бифитэр - двойное значение - 1. охрана Лондонского Тауэра - бифитэры
2. марка алкогольного напитка - джин
**(Napa Valley) Напа Вэлли - долина в Калифорнии, где производят вино
Лимерики к дню Святого Патрика
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Once Saint Patrick complained to Saint Peter:
In my home I can not fix my heater
I don't need all this gold
If my room is so cold
Once he wrote to Peter on Twitter
Борис Вайнштейн 03.03.2016 06:02 • Заявить о нарушении
In my home I can not fix my heater
I don't need all this gold
If my room is so cold
Once he wrote to Peter on Twitter
Борис Вайнштейн 03.03.2016 06:02 • Заявить о нарушении
What the shame your complaint to Saint Peter
You’re my friend are believer, not quitter.
Problems come every day,
It is simple - just pray!
But before, simple - call to pipefitter.
Григорий Вольф 03.03.2016 17:01 Заявить о нарушении
You’re my friend are believer, not quitter.
Problems come every day,
It is simple - just pray!
But before, simple - call to pipefitter.
Григорий Вольф 03.03.2016 17:01 Заявить о нарушении
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