(Russian text by Naum Sagalovsky)
Greek mathematician Archimedes
Without studying at UCLA
Was very smart, although he lived in madness
In Syracuse that is so far away.
Once in a while he liked to take a bath.
He used shampoo and soaped his legs and rear –
It was so distant from his cherished math,
But he was hit with a superb idea…
So, overjoyed “Eureka!” he exclaimed
And having buttocks round as a muffin
He ran through streets with no sense of shame
Completely nude… All women started laughing.
Why are you laughing? He was quite a pro…
Who will remember you, my ancient clowns!
He just discovered an important law
Named after Archimedes – that’s what counts.
He made a standard we’re supposed to meet
And simplified the Universe forever:
If once a body has been placed in shit,
There is no force to get it out. Ever!
Archimedes
© Copyright: Анатолий Берлин, 2014
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