On Tiger W. and other rich and famous guys

An oldie circa 2009 vintage (with some rework)
Previously published by me ( as all other my English poetry ) on other sites under the name princeAlexander / princealexander.

Sex could work for famous guys,

(Not being happy otherwise ;-) ).

With arrival of Viagra

Every guy could play as Tiger.


Money not to be discount,

- Income needs to be well sound.

No love could money buy, (sigh),

When income comes from SSI.


For example - Larry King,

- He could make his mistress *sing*.

Not so rich, as him par large ?

- Visit then parlor massage.


As Al Gore, you'll find some use

Of the skilled "soft hands" masseuse.

Otherwise, if not sex slab,

Sign yourself to sex rehab.


There are girls, those who could teach,

Including one well-known bitch.

They will train you how to cheat.

Tiger knows, no sh*t !


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