Women and Beer

I didn't know what subject to choose:
Women in undies or maybe the booze?
Well, Lena, dear, I scratched my left ear,
Let's try to combine females and beer!:

Some fellows seem to be fond of them both,
Poking the boobs with their nice looking nose;
Touching the bottoms of females in need,
Trying to please their sexual greed.
No time for jokes! Too busy for that!
Looking for bodies to kiss and to pat.
Pubs are the best to keep males in tonus.
Pubs offer drinks and maybe a bonus…
Pity the bonus, as great as can be,
Has drives in the morning, which make it to flee.

As much as you think that I'm horny and nice,
Allow me to give you a humble advice:
Beer with the females - all good to combine,
Though some would prefer a decent red wine;
They both leave the taste of familiar bitter
So try "Milky Way". Its flavor is sweeter!


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