А day in the life - Битлз

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Интерпретация песни "Битлз"




В "Вестях" сегодня прочитал:
В  бетоновоз лихой стритрейсер влип.
На фотке жестяной финал:
Видончик суперский -
"Lаnd Сruiser" на куски.

Чувак отвлекся за рулём,
На красный пролетел, не тормознул.
Когда переключался свет,
В мобильник ля-ля-ля.
Возможно,  написали, он из администрации  Кремля. 

Потом билет купил в кино,
Фильм  типа  "бой в Крыму - весь Крым в дыму".
Народ по-тихому свалил,
Я с умной книжкой был,
На всё и всех забил.
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Утро. Как с бодуна.
Будильник дьявол-сатана.
Сунул ноги в тапки,
Чай и бутерброд.
Времени кастратофически не достаёт.
Джинсы, фуражка,  куртаган,-
Шмыг в электричку, сел  под стоп-кран.
В тамбуре "Родопи" немного потянул,
Грохнулся на место, на полчаса уснул.

И снова слушай, что в "Вестях":
Есть чудаки косить под НЛО:
Веревкой ночью на полях
Они пшеницу гнут,
Блины, блин, прям пекут.
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I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph.

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.

I saw a film today oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
but I just had to look
Having read the book.
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream


I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to turn you on