Страдания по утке

Утро. Ранняя побудка...
Под кроватью шарю утку -
ту, что не взлетает в небо.

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В коридор добраться мне бы,
доползти до унитаза...
Но болит спина-зараза!..

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Так валяюсь третьи сутки
и спасенье только в утке...
В этой чёртовой больнице
унитаз мне только снится!..

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Занимался б физкультурой,
не пришлось бы пить микстуры
и в домашнем туалете
я б читал статьи в газете!..

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** 29.08.2013 **