We won t go to the movies

semi-naked beauties look from the bills
a blond man in the top hat holds the knife
King Kong holds a laughing kid
but you won't foll us with all this chaff
we will bite at none of this bark,
they promise candy but deliver doodie
better we'll stare right at the dark
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES
Idiots on screen, in the halls--fools rushing in
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES

and now i'm gonna tell you a story, how i went to an international film festival

i once bought a ticket for ten bucks
and saw on the screen, a pair of titties rocks!
i got excited, toward the tits i charged
and with my dick, tore the screen apart!
i thought i'm gonna make it fun for the folks!--
but they instead took me to the school of hard knocks!
spread my liver, smashed my balls--
i will never again visit a cinema hall!
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES
Idiots on screen, in the halls--fools rushing in
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES
stick the skates into my ass, cut my penis into pence---
WE WON'T GO TO THE MOVIES

original--Мы не пойдём в кино, "БАХЫТ-КОМПОТ"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Spx_K9QOww