Жаль, что ты не птица, мужичок!..

Источник вдохновения - http://stihi.ru/2013/07/11/5464


Жаль, что ты не птица, мужичок!..
Чуть не угодил ты "на крючок":
Муж, вернувшись в неурочный час,
не успел поймать с поличным вас...

Испугавшись крови и войны,
позабыв рубашку и штаны,
да к тому же мужество и честь,
на балкон ты выбежал в чём есть...

А услышав вдруг соседки вскрик,
ты не растерялся (всё ж мужик!):
понаплёл, что ты в неё влюблён,..
выбрал в темноте не тот балкон...

Дама легковерною была, -
твою ложь за правду приняла,
помогла к ней шустро перелезть,
чем спасла твою мужскую честь.

Очень жаль, мужик, что ты - не птица...
Ведь теперь ты вынужден жениться!..


** 12.07.2013 **


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