Ugly fella

ugly fella crawling up boulevard
ugly fella, just looking at him is hard
ugly fella, but i trust him, he's not a lie
if i was ugly like that, i would die
CRUELTY!

ugly fella, he has me condemned
ugly fella, for i bravely smelled
this ugly fella
he sounds scary, but just a bit
there must be more in that deep pit
where he came from

ugly fella, just crawl on
ugly fella, shut your piehole
ugly fella, turn away your grin
ugly fella, no no no
ugly fella, go forth
ugly fella, please don't get near me
for i don't need this in my life
this is not for what i strive

ugly fella, crawling single file
ugly fella, he make me smile
ugly fella, take it easy, just get away!
is this the truth? no, it's not okay
i really gotta go, i'm late for work
there'll be another passer by, this is New York
oh, i am so hurt
did i just get hit by this squirt?
yes, and he's standing over me
oh, you ugly fella..