Spiderman s ambitious fan

Don’t stop the man who does the wrong
Never mind. Don’t brake his “song”
Go away, that’s easy
That’s not hard to release’em.

Forget the promises you’ve made
That’s not important what you’ve said
All you need is the self-safe
Much more needed that the promises you gave.

You have power? Oh, that’s cool!
Where’s your happiness, you fool?!
Great power is a great response?
Oh, please! You’re a man, so where’re your balls?

No!!! Your mind! What is this?!!
All you think about is a… kiss!
That’s disgusting, awful truth
With such brain your strengh’s no use!

If your power will be mine
It is better that just “fine”
I’ll be on the world top
That’s my dream – your powerdrop

You’re too weak for this gift
It can kill you but can lift
Oh, you think now I’m a devil?
That’s completely not your level

Peter Parker is your name
That is over, mean your game
It’s a bottom, game is over
Hey, you can’t fall lower

What a silly stupid clothes!
Red and blue – disgusting both
What a funny spider’s eyes!
Oh, you really think that’s nice?

I am better. I’m a real hero.
Look at you. Look at the mirror.
Solve yourself. You’re in the back.
I’m the best. My clothes are black.

Who the hell are you?! Reporter?!
You “suck” much then Harry Potter!
Listen, Spidey! You’re weak gay!
Are yet here, loser? Go away!

So of course it was a joke
Oh, you know, I’m yet not awoke
I’m your real biggest folk
And I’m not hero, my name’s just… Eddie Broсk.