A Pear Suite

1
Let me introduce myself:
i'm am a pear - a sweety fruit.
One day of the tree I fell
I'm so tasty and i'm cute.

On the tree i used to hang
with my friends when I was young
drinking water from the rain,
cherished dearly by the sun.

I'm a pear - the sweetest fruit,
sweet delight to any eye.
And I wish that each one could
be as sweet and cute as I'm.


2
Let me introduce myself:
I'm am a pear - a sweety fruit
One day of the tree I fell
I'm so tasty and i'm cute.

On the tree I used to hang
with my friends under the sun.
Used to be a real tough gang,
now my friends are dead and gone:

Either by the worms they're eaten -
all the sweet seeds they have got,
or by crows and sparrows bitten,
on the ground they lay and rot.

Now i'm laying in your dish,
Waiting for your knife to try.
So I make my dying wish:
choke while eating me and die!


3
Let me introduce myself:
I am cute and i am sweet,
one day of the tree I fell,
now a pear, soon just shit.


4
Let me introduce myself:
i'm a pear - a sweety fruit
One day of the tree I fell
I'm so tasty and so cute...

Life of a pear is pretty dim,
sometimes I think 'what's all this, then?'
And then I get some crazy dreams - 
sometimes I dream I am a man.

2006, edited 2011