Ричард Бротиган. Молоко для утки

ЦАП!
не раскрывал / 20 дней

как партнер,
я выгляжу хуже
дерьма.

Умри я,
ни одна мушка
на меня бы не села.

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     milk a duck – to do [or not do] something totally impossible. :  She can't do that. That's harder than milking a duck.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/milk+a+duck
     Go milk a duck – expression of annoyance.
     duck табу., сл. –  девушка; подкладное судно
http://www.multitran.ru/c/m.exe?l1=1&l2=2&s=duck
     значения слова zap: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zap
     Zap Comix is the best-known of the underground comics that emerged as part of the youth counterculture of the late 1960s
     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zap_Comix
     slash табу., вульг.  – вагина; влагалище
http://www.multitran.ru/c/m.exe?l1=1&l2=2&s=slash



Richard Brautigan. Milk for the Duck

ZAP!
unlaid / for 20 days

my sexual image
isn't worth a shit.

If I were dead
I couldn't attract
a female fly.