To 2009 osart mission members

OSART FOLLOW-UP MISSION STORY


                This is for you just to remember
                You’ve been an OSART mission member,
                Or simply to commemorate
                Your unimaginable stay
                At… wow!...Khmelnitsky NPP
                And feel like real VIP.

It has become a smart tradition

To entertain each OSART mission

Whatever first… follow-up…

Finalization… or the start…

With something that’s a bit amusing.

So, funny situations using

I will begin, or do you mind? -

No? Ok, that’s very kind

Of you, my dear gentlemen,

Relax and have a pleasure then…

 
My story I would like to start

With Neil who has a real heart,

A well-prepared, sober-minded,

And Scottish guy, as he reminded.

He proved it with a Scottish tie

But failed to reasonably provide

For other real Scottish wear…

It looks like he just didn’t dare
 
Put on a kilt, fasten a sporran

(Were you afraid it could be boring?)

And decorate them with a thistle…

All these were evidently missing.

They say, the British are reserved,

That’s why we do forgive you, Sir.

And also because quite lots
 
Of days you spent away from Scots.


Guenter is Austrian by birth.

What in his attitude comes first

Is gentle, absolute politeness,

Goodness and quietness, and kindness…

(May be, because his name Prohaska

Rhymes with Ukrainian “будь  ласка”)

Notes of his are short and clear,

Righteous as well as his career.

Blue eyes mean pure godlike soul

Man’s character is present though.

The rumour has it he is single.

From here comes this merry twinkle…

But that’s remediable, indeed.

Come back, we’ll get it as you need

And change your status to the better –

This issue we’ll, for sure, settle.


“Dominique, Anique, Anique,

Expertise of yours is big…”

(Aren’t these very familiar lines?)

You look as always very fine.

A merry, cheerful and nice,

Having some flashing humour guy.

All issues that are well resolved

Or of the satisfying sort

Are due to your clever assistance

That raised them to correct existence

Not so long ago. May be,

Ukraine will soon be very native

To you, as well as USA…

You simply need to come again,

And residence will be provided

With fishing, sauna and sightseeing…


Vaisnys is very determined and firm.

He knows well what and how to ask,

Where to search, what to do to confirm

He’s finished well his significant task.

He is as well very good when at leisure

Likes to be active or cruelly tease

(From what derives an incredible pleasure)

Who? – Dominique, who caught none of the fish.

We are quite well satisfied with your job

When it’s about professional deeds,

But it looks like you have come to the top

Starting to gather knives, forks and the keys…

So, if one of your things disappeared,

When Vaisnys was very close at this

Try to keep control when it would appear

To find its place in the pockets of his…


Ynte is as smart as joyful and tall

Who doesn’t mind to be busy at all.

Questions he asks are expressive and right,

Humour is rather artistic and light.

What everyone likes in Stockman the most

And what the rest cannot proudly boast

Is the commodious body of his

That can accept many gallons of drinks.

Clothes and beds must be tailored for him

As well as countries to work and to live.

‘cause if he started some jogging in Holland,

He would appear to finish in Poland.

As for the women, he likes only queens

There are two in the world just for him.

First is for sure the queen of the Dutch

Second is one that he loves very much.


Now I tell all my experts “Goodbye”

Pity, but time has a habit to fly…

Probably, we will be terribly missing

Neil’s quite a very mysterious whistling…

Quarrels between Dominique who is naughty

And Povilas who gives him no quarter…

Subtle and witty remarks of.., yea, Stockman

And one more cause to remind he’s a tall man

Open, virgin, sincere approach

Guenter possesses… (that’s not a reproach…)


This is a rhyme to say it’s been a pleasure

To see you both at work and at leisure…

And when you need kind relations again

You are all welcome to Lady Ukraine.