The English Language. Chapter 1. Chaos

First I will tell you what I do,
Or what I'm regularly done.
Then I will tell you what I have:
Some things or what I've done by now.

No difference what I'm doing now,
I do some things just in my life.
So if I'm calling friends this now
I call my friends from time to time.

Yet if they phone me every day,
That makes me phoned by them, okay?
Someone is often telephoned
I am, for instance, got my way?

By moments we have (something) done.
Look at the way I'll say it now:
By now I've written thirteen lines
By 5 PM I had (last night)
Done something, as I've done by here.
By 2 I'll have been called from Spain,
From New Orleans or Hollywood.
So I'll have spoken (by that time)
To people, who are feelling good
I guess, cause they speak English there
By going there they had been told
Of tenses used just everywhere.

Next time we'll get it in detail
In order to improve this stuff
So I will have new things to tell.
By now I think it's been enough. =)

(to be continued)