Rome Papa Snow Man

Snow Man: Oh. It's my first day on this job! Its so uncomfortable to feel clothes on my body.Oh. im tаlking with myself! Omg! I see a Rome Papa.
Rome Papa : Oh. Its my first day of shoping in such boutique..
/read the article/
.."Bums' market"
S.M. Good moring! Can i help you?
R.P. Damn! its bigfoot! Damn! it looks as if i've overdrank  holy water yeaterday.
S.M. Do you have more of it?
R.P. Can't you see it looking on me? Well,down to the point!I want to buy something new from clothes in my style.
S.M. We have only hat with pirate ducks and one robe which made from humsters.
R.P. Can i try on? Do you have big mirror?
S.M. Can i watch how will you try it on?
R.P. I think everyone can see it because i don't use changing room. I'll try on there: in the center of holle at the big mirror!!
S.M. I think that isn't  a good idea... Our mirror broke and after thatlittle kittens die
R.P. It just Jesuse invited them to his place. Mmm. they'r lucky. I was there. It;s admirable castel.
S.M. Maybe you want to buy hallow to Jesuse for a present ? It was made by bums.
R.P it's two sizes large and it looks like ring from tiolet .
S.M. We have a special affers for humster-suits. Would you like to see?
R.P. Yea. I'd like....  and what this? It looks like Satanic Cross.
S.M. No its not. It is a special kitchen knife for chiken.
R.P. Ouh, really?  And why this bum is watchining and following me? And why he hold the knife?
S.M. I think he is hunging. and i think he likes your little toy-bear in your poket.
R.P.  X_X
S.M. I see dead kittens are waiting for you...
R.P.  O my God! Do you really want to kill Rome Papa?
S.M. We have a information from bums that your head costs  2 bogs of pirate gold on a black market of bums.
R.P  Repented mere mortals !
Then  Rome Papa take off his gun and started to shooting
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