Успехи в борьбе с H1N1

Мексиканские наркобароны приступили к распространению генетически модифицированного кокаина, вырабатывающего иммунитет к возбудителю грипповой пандемии.
Теперь потребители могут преспокойно сближаться с другими свиньями без видимого вреда для здоровья.

A Mexican drug cartel has started to distribute cocaine from genetically modified crop that provides immunity to a swine flu virus.
Now the consumers could closely communicate with other pigs without jeopardizing their health.


Swine Flu Cases

USA

141 cases - As of May 1, 2009

Arizona

4 case

California

13 cases

Colorado

2 cases

Delaware

4 cases

Georgia

1 case

Illinois

3 cases

Indiana

3 case

Kansas

2 cases

Kentucky

1 case

Massachusetts

2 cases

Michigan

2 case

Minnesota

1 case

Nebraska

1 case

Nevada

1 case

New Jersey

5 cases

New York City

50 cases

Ohio

1 case

South Carolina

16 cases

Texas

28 cases 1 Death.

Virginia

2 cases

World Swine Flu H1N1 Cases

Country

Swine Flu Cases

Australia

112 Suspected cases

Austria

1

Brazil

1 possible

Britain

5

Canada

19

Chile

8 Suspected cases

Colombia

9 Suspected cases

Denmark

5 Suspected cases

Russia

Все никак у людей