Too drunk to drive with haiku

Юрий Лазирко
(I hope it's funny) :)

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hey bloody mary
you’re the last one to shed
catch up with stoli

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so what can i do
caruso on carousel
with vodka induced

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kamikaze flies
you can kill it just for fun
pilots are buzzing 

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johnny plus walker
making haiku to go higher
but johnny can’t walk

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straight sex on the beach
margarita was salty
john looked slightly flushed

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the jack from the deck
goes to the jack on the deck
a straight flush with queens

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my roaming charges
bahamas go with mama
twister to zipper

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jamaican sunset
feel the spirit of zombie
another bam-bam

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who plays a rummy
we are corky collectors
the popped world looks green

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when the saki sucks
and the geisha’s (free) to go
time kicked the bucket

April 16, 2009

Copyright ©2009 Iouri Lazirko


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its fucking not funny, if you understand

Иван Славко   19.04.2009 23:36   •   Заявить о нарушении
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Oh, well – at least I gave a shot... Next time I’ll try to have more some tequila with rum mixed – maybe my haiku would get better :)
Thank you,
IOuri

Юрий Лазирко   20.04.2009 07:36   Заявить о нарушении
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