Extraterrestrian

You won't believe me if I say
That i have seen an UFO
It has just landed on my way
When I was coming out the door.
The green thing came out of the disk
Proceeded hanging me a hand
It might occur some great risk
But that time i didn't understand

I'm meeting the extraterrestrian
To tell him how we live on Earth
I'm meeting the extraterrastrian
Explaining what we mean by 'love'

The green thing did come out polite
I greeted it with open face
The thing then smiled in a kind
And talks began just in the place.
It told me reasons why we live
And I explained him how we do
I know it's hard thing to believe
But i will find the proof for you.

I'm meeting the extraterrestrian
To tell him how we live on Earth
I'm meeting the extraterrastrian
Explaining what we mean by 'love'

We were just sitting in its ship
And drinking lots of alcohol
The green thing offered me a trip
I said I didn't mind at all.
We got drunk travelling to stars
Discussed so many different things,
When we were passing near Mars
The green thing offered me a kiss.

I'm kissing the extraterrestrian
And like the taste of its green lips
I'm kissing the extraterrestrian
I feel that aliens exist!

Hey baby, that's how i got drunk
And got these lip prints on my cheek,
I'm very sorry I haven't come
It's only my fault we didn't meet.
I hope that you will just believe,
These things don't happen everyday
If this will help you to relieve
Let's have tommorow other date.

I'm f*ing the extraterrestrian
And like the taste of its green lips
I'm f*ing the extraterrestrian
I feel that aliens exist!